Resident Evil : Apocalypse

I don't watch these movies to judge them, say that they are abysmal, and generally feel masochistic. I watch movies like RE:A for the one plus hour of campy action they promise. Same reason I watched Blade:Trinity. Same reason I watch any of the mindless action movies that come out every year.

This one failed to deliver even that. Not scary, not funny. A few action sequences were well done though. Not enough masala to qualify for a time pass status. But Milla Jovovich is tasty. Sienna Guillory is yum too!

If anybody reading this is a videogame fan, there's Jill Valentine in it, as well as Nemesis, but dumbed down, Hollywood ishtyle.

Strictly for DVD rental/borrowing. 3 outta 10